A.I. Gone to the Dogs

In a recent stroke of brilliance—or perhaps madness—AI has once again proven its uncanny ability to blend the realms of technology and absurdity. Brace yourselves, folks, because the world now has AI-generated representations of dog breeds for each U.S. state. Yes, you heard that right. It’s like your favorite childhood game of “Guess Who?” met a chaotic AI algorithm and birthed this bizarre pet project. Stupid? Absolutely. Scary, sounds harmless but I assure you it’s not. 

Let’s take a step back, the “geniuses”—or should we say mad scientists?—over at The PetLab Co. decided to throw caution to the wind and let AI run wild with the task of visualizing dog breeds inspired by each state. Because, you know, when you think of California, you definitely think of a dumb Golden Retriever surfing the waves, or when you think of New York, it’s obviously a liberal Poodle sipping on a soy latte in Central Park.

Now, before you get too excited about adopting your very own Rhode Island Ocean State Seafarer or a Mississippi Magnolia Hound, let’s take a moment to ponder the artificial wisdom of AI. Apparently, this technological wizardry decided that the entire state of Rhode Island could be accurately represented by… a dog. Seriously? Well yeah, it’s certainly better than any government representation we have right now. I mean, look at Mr. Shot’s in the arms Mckee. I’ll take an Ocean State Seafarer any day of the week over that tyrannical lunatic. They say the Rhode Island Ocean State Seafarer Dog is so smart, it’s been spotted drafting more coherent legislation than the state assembly! And rumor has it, it’s already planning its campaign for governor. Move over, humans, it’s time for a pawsitive change in politics! 🌊🐶

Now, if you’re thinking of hopping on the AI bandwagon and adopting one of these state-inspired pooches, just remember: They don’t exist, they’re not real – ai isn’t real. It’s just a REAL problem, but it’s not real. And one of these days very soon we won’t be able to tell the difference. Sleep well tonight. 

In the meantime, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the sheer absurdity of AI’s creative endeavors. Who knows, maybe next week it’ll be designing cat breeds inspired by famous works of art or crafting hamster habitats based on the seven wonders of the world. Or even cloning and replacing you with an ai version of yourself on the cloud.The possibilities are as endless as they are utterly ridiculous. Oh what fun! 

And hey, while we’re on the subject of absurdity, let’s not rule out the possibility that our dear leaders might just be AI constructs in disguise. I mean, have you seen some of the “decisions” being made lately by our dear president? It wouldn’t be the weirdest thing to happen in 2024, that’s for sure.

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