TYLER ROWLEY: The Gospel According to Kevin
Before I met my wife, I watched Home Alone exactly one time. It was the first movie I ever saw in a theater—age eight, Disney World, 1990. I thought it was funny, and then I moved on with my life.
Then I got married.
Since then, I’ve seen Home Alone roughly nine… thousand times. Once Thanksgiving arrives, it just seems to live on the TV like a flat-screen Christmas decoration.

