Rhode Islanders Suggest New Names for the Crumbling Washington Bridge
The Ocean State Current invites readers to enter our contest and submit your suggested new name for the crumbling Washington Bridge, a symbol of government incompetence and corruption in Rhode Island.
The RI DOT know of the bridge’s structural issues in 2012, yet conducted no repairs! Why not?
A sampling of the contest entries received to date is below. You can enter our contest and submit your name, here: RIFreedom.org/Bridge
Suggested Bridge Name |
Why |
| Plunderbridge | Saterical (for fun). Plunder me once (Dome), not twice. |
| Government Guano at Gano | It fits. It will be the only bridge with that name. Will become know as the 3G Bridge |
| Alviti-Debacle Bridge so that we can make that fool infamous for the “100 year lifespan’ | He’s earned it. |
| Temporary bridge | Because in 10 years it will be found to be deficient and will need to be replaced and no one will be held accountable |
| ⚓️ The MAGA Bridge ?? | If America’ is Great again , So will Rhode Island. |
| John Chaffee | Because we need a person who represented the people of the state and didn’t get in trouble with the law. |
| “The Bay Bridge” representing east bay / west bay locations | It coincides with the biggest little state in the union- east bay west bay. |
| The London Bridge | Because its falling down. |
| The Swamp Skyway | Yes |
| Bridge of Lies | They lied about when they found the damage. They lied about who it was who found the damage. None of them are honest enough to take accountability for their incompetence concerning the safety of the bridge; therefore, it is a ‘bridge of lies.’ |
| Rusty Washington thru way | Because it’s true |
| Horse’s Ass | Commuters and tourists will remember the horse’s ass whose dereliction of duty required its construction. |
| Amoral Bridge | I have no reason nor should it be renamed! But Dunkin may be worth the try! |
| Zelenskyy | Pretends to be strong but rotten to the core and we keep throwing our tax money at it with no results |
| How about, “Bridge Never Was”…. | In memory of never was secure |
| The Bureaucrat Boondoggle Build Back Bad Bridge | Because it’s the truth and the Bs sound good together lol |
| The Hideaway Bridge | What a way to hide federal funds. Clearly the funds did not go to fixing the bridge. |
| Peter Alviti’s “Let Me Tell You Something Pal” Bridge | To honor the most corrupt DOT in the country. |
| Would’ve Been Cheaper Under Republicans Bridge | A little long. Yes. But this tongue-in-cheek name is worth it because it keeps people from forgetting the story behind why a whole new bridge was required in the first place, forcing them to investigate the history behind the name without falsely glorifying it under a Democrat name like either McKee or Alviti, robbing the Democrats of the opportunity to misrepresent one of their biggest blatant failures to our state by twisting it into a false badge of honor in an attempt to obfuscate and thus twist its actual history in their favor, as they always do. |
| Bob the Builders Bridge | After the “young engineer” who blew the lid off this all |
| TRAITOR JOE | The Bridge is a reflection of Biden incompetence as well as the entire Destructive DEMOCRAT PARTY (Rhode Island and Nationally) that has Destroyed National Security, with Open Borders, Rampart Crime, Drugs, Elimination of Capital PUNISHMENT, Weakened the Military, and Foreign Policy and more.
The RI Democrat US Delegation has not done a single thing to stop OPEN BORDERS or Stop Biden’s INSANE ACTIONS on EVERY ISSUE. THEIR INACTION MAKES THEM as GUILTY AS BIDEN. |
| Broken Beam Bridge McKee’s Miscalculation Mess Blunder Bridge Alviti’s Aberration Calamity Crossing |
Why Not! Doctored Document Bridge Shady Span |
| Lincoln connector | Next to George Washington, our next best/great President is Abraham Lincoln. The bridge connects the state’s East and West Bay regions. Following the Washington Bridges failure, citizens now understand and appreciate the importance of having an effective and timely means of commuting between east and west bay areas of our little state. |
| Washawayreality Bridge | The Leaders and Politicians in this state create their own versions of reality. Totally ignoring the facts and truths of the true reality. Then they all work to spin their version(s) into something semi palatable for the citizens of RI… hence Washawayreality Bridge. |
| NOOOOOOOOOOO REASON ## THE COMMUNIST WANT TO CHANGE HISTORY | |
| THE RENAISSANCE BRIDGE | Renaissance means “rebirth”! It will be a brand new bridge. |
| Bureaucrat Bridge | The failure, early on, to identify and act on the structural damage to the Washington bridge can only be attributed to incompetent government and union bureaucrats. |
| The Don’t Toll Me Bridge or The Don’t Toll Me Voter Bridge or The Don’t Toll Me Taxpayer Bridge |
Another thing and another reason the Democrats tax us and take our hard earned money. |
| Democrat demolition derby bridge | Puts it on the Democrats . They own this. Gina, Alviti, McKee, etc… |
| Bridge of Hope | Hope is the RI flag symbol
We need hope. |
| The Facilitation Bridge | Because the bridge is known for facilitating corruption, facilitating loss of revenue & facilitating major traffic problems & God knows what else. |
| RIDOT Nine Rings Of Hell | Because the USA needs to know why RI’s bridges and roads are monumental failures. |
| The “Wash-A-Ton of Union-Money Bridge” 🙂 | Isn’t it obvious?? |
| The On Troubled Water’s Bridge | As a realistic counter to the state motto of “hope” and how ‘We The People’ so often feel about how our state leadership in government is run. |
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